The $12 bottle of water in your hotel room. Drinking it is the admission that you are a complete tool because you are too lazy to go to the lobby to buy the same bottle for $1.
1st Dude: How was your room at the Four Seasons?
2nd Dude: Superfly, except that you'd think for $450 a night they'd give you a bottle of water instead of making you drink sap water.
by pvg1 November 30, 2008
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