houseosis 

being confined indefinitely in your home and being sick and tired of everyone and it's contents and yearning to bolt from the structure.

After spending two weeks inside my house due to a broken fibula, a snow storm hit the city hard. As a result, people are being forced to stay in their homes and off the roads and further citing, it could be days before anyone gets out. A major case of houseosis has begun set in.

houseosis by housebroken January 12, 2011

Housemartin 

A small rodent who behaves well in public places and is happy to do chores for people less fortunate then him but he is also known throughout the world as a serial domestic abuser

George "He seems too happy, He must be a Housemartin"

Housemartin by PenguinSlayer April 28, 2011

House Fucked 

Passing the points of drunk, hammered, shit-faced, and even shit-housed. So incredibly drunk that nothing you say makes any sense or has any relevance to anything whatsoever. You are closing in on death at this point.

Dude, you were so house fucked last night that you thought you were speaking Arabic and that your boxers were space pants. You were also throwing up via your nose and mouth simultaneously the entire time.

House Fucked by Kataclyzmic May 25, 2011

House afire 

An event that occurs with a significant and unexpected amount of force. A dramatic reaction to an action.

This phrase is often used to comically amplify the severity of a chemical reaction between non-metals in the field of Chemistry

"If we had chlorine available to add to the octene, it would react like house afire!"

House afire by The Noob Chemist February 16, 2013

Household High 

When one engages in using random substances in home or easily shop lifted items to get insanely blitzed when short on cash

After eating a box of coriciden, air duster hits and smoking rollies, Jeff was insanely household high

Guy 1: "Shit I'm short on cash too, fuck it let's pair up and lift some shit from wegmans for a household high"
Guy 2: "I'm with it man, I love seeing colors and blocks for 5 seconds, damn my chest hurts"

Household High by bguy May 4, 2013

housegasm 

hous-gaz-uhm noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of viewing a spectacular property, usually resulting from stimulation of the cerebral cortex and eyeballs, usually accompanied by vocalizations.
2. intense or unrestrained excitement caused by viewing interior, exterior or properties, in person via photograph
3. an instance of experiencing this.

You know you're at a New York screening of "Afternoon Delight" when the entire audience experiences a housegasm at seeing the view from a home in Silver Lake.

housegasm by lisathek September 16, 2013

house rebel 

1990s house music dance style and person who dress in the style. Mainly consisted of Harley Davidson boots, Harley Davidson buckle, wallet with long chain that hangs and clips to front jean pocket, Levis 501 jeans ( a few sizes bigger to scruch in the front) (also jeans were cut in order to fit over boots.). And hair for men was cut to a close shave with bangs long enough to comb back. Most house rebels belonged to party crews. House rebels danced to house music and battled other house rebels and/or other styles of the era ( Groovers, Greasers, Prettyboys, Bboys, Breakers, Tag Bangers, etc...)

Party girl 1 "I'm bored, what are we gonna do tonight?'" Party girl 2 "Let's go out to the Arena tonight, I heard there's a bunch of house rebels there on Friday nights."

Party girl 1 " OK let's go, just let me put my platforms on. "

house rebel by Citychick213 January 28, 2017