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housegasm 

hous-gaz-uhm noun
1. the physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of viewing a spectacular property, usually resulting from stimulation of the cerebral cortex and eyeballs, usually accompanied by vocalizations.
2. intense or unrestrained excitement caused by viewing interior, exterior or properties, in person via photograph
3. an instance of experiencing this.
You know you're at a New York screening of "Afternoon Delight" when the entire audience experiences a housegasm at seeing the view from a home in Silver Lake.
housegasm by lisathek September 16, 2013
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Housegasm 

A sensation of your mind creaming itself after hearing the word LUPUS. A condition only found in the most severe of the HOUSE M.D fanatics. Poor souls...
Subject 1: LUPUS!
Subject 2: *Housegasm*
Housegasm by xPi January 11, 2009

hopegasm 

A word used to define a sexual orgasm linked with the action of a hope related saying or doing something for the sake of hope, a commonly used trope used for a character known as Komaeda Nagito.
“Did you say hope again? I told you to stop saying that, he had another hopegasm thanks to you!”
hopegasm by atarilz August 4, 2020

Homegasm 

That feeling of absolute happiness after a long days work and you can finally head home and relax.
Finally having a homegasm after being so stressed all day at work.
Homegasm by whenimaqueen August 21, 2018

Houseism 

n1: the distinct doctrine, cause, or theory of Dr. Gregory House
2: telling it like it is
The most infamous houseism is "Everybody lies".
Houseism by GREEN_LOVER October 5, 2009

Hourgasm 

The feeling you get when awakening in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to go before the alarm clock goes off.
Hector gets up in the middle of the night to piss. He looks at the clock, realizing it's only 1AM. With 6 hours to go before the alarm clock goes off, he has a huge hourgasm.
Hourgasm by HQR November 8, 2010

Houseism 

1. n. a particularly comical quote by Hugh Laurie (acting as Dr. Greg House) on his hit TV show, House, M.d.
"My favorite houseism is when Stacy asks House what secrets he has and he loudly retorts, 'I'm gay!'"
Houseism by BestSkeptic July 20, 2008
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