Citychick213's definitions

Bobbgoblin

A person who is very experienced at giving oral sex and as they bob their head as they suck they enjoy it so much they almost seem like a monster that gobbles it up.

That girl can sure give good head. She went at it like she was going to devour me. Now that's what I call a bobbgoblin.

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

punch a bug

A game that was played on long road trips. To pass time while stuck in a vehicle, passengers would scan the highway, streets or roads in search of a Volkswagen Beetle. Also known as a bug. The moment that you see one you point it out and punch the other passengers while saying "Punch a Bug". The object is to find the Bug before everyone else do you can punch others and avoid being punched yourself. This game is similar to "Out of State License Plate".

Group of friends taking a long car ride some where....
Friend 1 " Punch a Bug!!"

Friend 2 and Friend driving " Hey what the hell man why u hitting us? "

Friend 1 " ha ha, i saw it first! look theres a yellow Bug in the other lane."
Friend 2 "oh you wanna play Punch a Bug? Well its on now! "
Friend driving,"you both are going to lose cuz I can see from my rearview mirriors"

by Citychick213 April 20, 2017

Homemade Apple juice

A bottle full of piss. When a guy pees in a bottle and is to lazy to throw it away.

Jenny "Eew is that piss in a bottle?!"

John" No, its Homemade Apple Juice , I made it myself, you want to taste it?*
Jenny" no that's just gross"

by Citychick213 December 22, 2016

Polar bear

A way to insult someone bipolar. You are basically calling them crazy and gay. Full term is Bi- Polar-Bear when you are calling them gay and crazy. Polar- Bear when ur just calling them crazy.

"Hey is it true your ex got with another girl?"
"Yeah, crazy bipolar bitch likes to bump clams now"
"Damn, I knew shew was a Polar Bear, but that's what I call a real Bi- Polar- Bear."
" I don't know what I saw in that crazy dyke"

by Citychick213 February 25, 2017

squirrel breath

When a persons breath smells like they have been sucking dick and swallowing nut all night. They way a squirrels breath would smell like after carrying nuts in its mouth.

Guy 1 "whats up with Angie? she straight up gots SQUIRREL BREATH this morning"
Guy 2 " that hoe was out sucking dick last night. Who knows how many fools busted a nut in her mouth."
Guy 1 " no wonder, now thats what i call SQUIRREL BREATH!"

by Citychick213 August 7, 2018

Barking spider

A term used in jail for farting. A loud fart that is loud enough for others to hear.

" hey did i just hear you lay a fart?"
" no that's not me. That's a barking spider you heard"

Someone farts... " there goes another barking spider".

by Citychick213 December 15, 2016

pornstar reject

A man who thinks he's s pornstar by acting like hes in a porno everytime he has sex and repeats everything he has ever heard in a porno but in reality he just sounds like a broken record and his fame is only in his imagination.

pornstar reject " oh yes baby,just like that, don't stop, thats how i like it, oh baby u are a bad girl, that's how I like it . I know u like it. Bad girl, don't stop...."
Girl" Omg will you shut up!" " if you want me to keep going stop trying to talk dirty"
pornstar reject "OK baby, anything you want just don't stop cuz you know how I like it"
Girl" I mean it!"
A Few Minutes Go By...
Pornstar reject" see you like it don't you, your a bad girl , don't stop, oh yes that's my bad girl"
Girl" that's it I'm out of here you pornstar reject!".... " and learn some new lines loser!"

by Citychick213 March 23, 2017