Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.

1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!

by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020

Ween

Two pussmen, weaker than sween

Ween is bare weak styl

by Bigmansween November 11, 2021

Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation

"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"

by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 9, 2020

Green ween

When you stuff weed into your dick hole and have a girl proceed to light the top part of the weed and smoke your penis

“I gave this dude a green ween”

by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

Ween

Epic cringe, total uncomfort towards something to the point you want to hurt the person doing the thing.

People who smack their tongue while eating or drinking make me ween

by Lolatheshowgorl November 23, 2020

Toxic Weening

When you have been surrounded your entire life with toxic people and you cut them all out of your happy bubble of life.

I’m toxic weening the people who serve no purpose and only cause chaos.

by Ad Exec RJL January 11, 2024

Wiggily ween

A penis that seems to be squirming around on its own which is very attractive

“I have a wiggily ween” “omg your so cool.”

by Coochie cooter crazy man robot December 28, 2020