Schlagering

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

by P-Bomb August 30, 2022

schlabber babber

when someone throws up on your right foot and u have really hot sex afterwards, then its called schlabber babber

"omg, vlad und ich hatten gestern schlabber babber"

by gekomagician September 12, 2022

Anti-schlag

A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.

Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.

That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.

Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.

Damn right, girlfrienddd.

This gone be Anti-schlag.

by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 24, 2012

schlag

v. to pee; to piss; #1; draining the bladder of its liquid, hopefully into a waste depository via the urinary tract.

OMG hold on, I gotta schlag. BRB SCHLAG.

by SuperZtheDestroyer September 16, 2007

Schlaft

A misshapen penis;

After Tiger Woods received a four-hour blowjob from one of his many partners, his former penis was now a schlaft.

by Carpenter Joe December 17, 2009

Schayla

A tiny blond girl with a huge truck. Has small hands, perfect for making sandwiches and luring a Graeme. Often mistaken for a teenager and underestimated at first glance. Is sweet at first encounter, fierce when crossed. You can be cussed out by a Schayla in either English or French. Best defense is to place your palm upon her forehead and hold her at arms length.

Who let a 14 year old in the club?

Oh, it's a Schayla.

by katt_85 October 22, 2012

The Schlagg

The ultimate ass-kisser

"Tom is such a brown-noser - he's totally The Schlagg..."

by ANON1968 February 2, 2009