Flubbing Your Nuts

To joke about some thing to your cronies or family.

Girl: Hey I'm Pregnant.
Boy: WTF! No This Can't Be Possible!!!
Girl: Haha!! I'm Just Flubbing Your Nuts!
Boy: OMG! You Had Me Super Scared.

by TheOriginalFlubber April 17, 2011

fell on my nuts

When everything just goes to hell.

After my car broke down, the tire went flat. Feels like I just fell on my nuts!

by Bakinbread January 20, 2017

French Station Nuts

The lo-fi experimental mixtape by Pyroshane that sounds different with every season. Also the mixtape known to have created Pyroshane’s strong growing cult following.

I listened to French Station Nuts by Pyroshane again for the 5th time and it started to feel nostalgic. My friend told me to listen to it again when it starts getting cold.

by est dicking stro May 24, 2019

Nuts

Not up to speed.

Jim: Hey did you see what happened to Eddie?
Dwight: uh no, I'm not up to speed in Stranger Things, nuts.

by uvogin July 16, 2022

get off my nuts

An expression used by a person who is feeling pressure in a social situation by either a specific individual or a group of people. This specific individual or group of people are usually trying to get the person who uses the expression to do something that they don't want to do.

"Every time I go home for the holidays my grandmother never fails to ask me about when I am going to settle down, get married, and have kids. I'd never say it out loud, but in my head I'm like 'get off my nuts grandma!'"

by NYLAsexbomb November 24, 2006

Fig Nuts

"Fig nuts" is a term popularized by the Adult Swim cartoon "Sealab 2021". Captain Murphy uses this term as an insult to people who he thinks are stupid, ignorant, or annoying.

(On his radio show)
Caller: Hi I'm Larry.
Captain Murphy: Where's Moe and Curly, fig nuts?"

Captain Murphy (responding to profanity): I don't know who you are but I run a clean show here. (Sound of toilet flushing) Maybe this will wash your mouth out, fig nuts."

by Atticus145 July 29, 2009

Nutsock

A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.

Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"

by Falcon691 May 21, 2013