Montreal Canadiens

The team in the NHL with the greatest backing from the LGBT community. Mostly thanks to Montreal having one of the largest homosexual/transvestite communities in North America.
Montreal is by far the most hated team outside of Queerbec, because of their affiliation with French-Canadien culture.
AKA the Habs as in "Hab out some butt sex?"

#1: I heard the Montreal Canadiens are playing tonight.
#2: I'll see you at the gay bar to party then.

by minkmcfeeget September 19, 2009

montreal smoked meat

An extreamly floppy vagina

man , that chick has some montreal smoked meat

by hey1122333445 January 23, 2009

Montreal Canadian Fans

People who live in the past. People who will only talk about what happened 1+ years ago.

Montreal Canadian Fans = History majors

by Montreal Canadian Fans May 1, 2015

montreal

Eastern Canadian big city. Worst Chinese food you will ever eat in your life. The weather is extreme to put it bluntly. Winters are brutal. The bus system sucks. There are a lot of really rude people. Move out west!

"Let's order some Chinese food tonight"
"no, i'd rather not, I would rather eat out of the garbage"
"God, Montreal has the worst Chinese food"

by Hated it October 20, 2006

Montreal

A city that treats non-natives so poorly it gave Donald Trump a permanent erection.

Montreal residents sure love treating visitors like garbage.

by Craig Jefferies November 18, 2019

Montreal

Canadian city with the hottest girls, dumbest cops and even dumber legal system. People there are rude and terrible driverd. Public intoxication is not frowned upon, although alcohol should be hidden.

I went to montreal so I could drink out of a brown paper bag and talk shit in the streets like the rest of the funny French people

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Minstrel

An incredibly dense piece of shit

Aw mate, I was shitting minstrels last night

by Lil Nish June 9, 2018