mega moist

mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist

“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”

by your local moist provider June 7, 2018

mega grunty

Process of taking a massive shit that just wont come out.

Everyone in and around the toilet could hear me while i was having a mega grunty

by Conjibet September 18, 2019

Mega dome

When the top of his/her forehead is large and the size of a bowling ball.

That mega dome is bigger Han my football

by MEMETEAM XD May 29, 2019

Mega Bed

noun) two beds pushed together in Hagerstown Hall to create one MegaBed when your roommate leaves you.

”Yo, Haley, were you sad when your roommate left unexpectedly? No, I created Mega Bed to fill the void."

by kerb-stirer November 21, 2019

Mega Simp

Chase Hibbs

Chase is a mega simp

by SlimeyCuber May 30, 2021

mega daddy

A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa

Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.

Woman: See, he knows what's up.

by legitimacyandpaws December 29, 2015

mega-trim

Scoring copious amounts of snatch.

This face gets mega-trim.

by Vitamin D9 November 21, 2020