by Herman Rorquefish May 28, 2015
Get the Lance Armstrong mug.Pulling a Lance is when you clearly have a job and money but still refuse to pay your own bills especially when it comes to dining at a restaurant and end up having your parents pay for you.
Lance: Hey Dad, let's go out to lunch!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
Dad: OK, I'll meet you at noon.
(Lunch is served and the bill comes.)
Lance:.....
Dad: I suppose you are pulling a Lance today.
Lance: You know me too well, Dad!
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Get the Lanzer mug."Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
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Get the flesh lance mug.Mary was looking hot as she bent over the freezer, so I whipped down her white panties and pounded her clown's pocket with my lamb lance.
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