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infinite job

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the infinite job

“An infinite job of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a small space.”

― Gustave Flaubert
“The more you approach the infinite job, the deeper you penetrate terror”

― Gustave Flaubert's: The Eternal Job
by jobfromthebiblelol January 1, 2012
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Infinitesimal

1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.
1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol
by Itz Rob May 16, 2018
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infinitely negative iq

People who are beyond stupid and are just oblivious to anything. They do the most mindless things ever. They don’t know how to function at all. They can’t even do the simplest things to help their own team. They suck at every game they touch and they should never play a video game again.
“Holy crap that guy has infinitely negative iq
“How is it possible to have infinitely negative iq?”
“What is she doing? she must have infinitely negative iq
“Man the people on roblox imposter have less than infinitely negative iq”
by Thatsprettysus September 29, 2020
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Halo Infinite

The best recent mainline Halo other than mcc
Chad 1: let’s play some Halo Infinite

Chad 2: hell yeah
Chad 3: they gotta fix store though
by Eyemem January 6, 2022
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infinity dutch

A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.
"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"

"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."
by Ridgefields Finest November 12, 2007
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infinite fail

The TRUE highest form of fail known to mankind. Reaching this level of fail means only one thing:

You've failed so much that you have surpassed epic, you are no infinite in your failure and deserve to be put to rest
Tom - Cena not selling that move was epic fail
Richard - no he has surpassed epic fail, he is infinite fail, he has failed so many times that saying he epically has will be an understatement
by teh entertainer™ May 14, 2009
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Infinity-way

N. (ĭn-fĭn'ĭ-tē-wā)
1. an orgy between any amount of people.
2. an orgy between 100+ people
3. an orgy between infinity people
Andrew: Where's Sheila?
Kelvin: She's at the hotel having an infinity-way

Tannika: My abs are so sore since I was in that infinity-way.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 29, 2011
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