ditch and switch 

When a straight person ditches their significant other for a same sex relationship

Did you see Maggie did the old ditch and switch with Mitch? She’s dating Rebecca now.

ditch and switch by Janis Popular May 2, 2020

Ditch Doctor

An EMT or Paramedic. They are the closest thing to a doctor you are going to find when you are lying in a ditch.

I was in bad shape from that crash until the ditch Doctor pulled me out of the car

Ditch Doctor by Michael Schock September 22, 2006

Ditch the bitch and make the switch 

Used by the gay community to tell closeted and questioning gay men to cross over the line into homosexuality.

Dan, you need to ditch the bitch and make the switch.

Ditch the bitch and make the switch by etzlivuur May 25, 2011

Ditch Pig 

A really fat nasty girl, who will try to dress slutty to go to the bar, but ends up looking like a carnival ride.

Did you see that fat nasty girl Kristin at the Matrix? Yeah she was too fat for her clothes and had enough make up on to to scare away a French Hooker. What a ditch pig!

Ditch Pig by nosa74 November 1, 2009

ditch-digging 

The act of collecting the dry, crusty brown stuff under your fingernails the morning after you hadn't wiped well enough.

Kelley noticed her friend had some new earth-toned nail polish on, but then realized she'd only been ditch-digging.

ditch-digging by WookieeMonster June 18, 2013

Ditch boys 

When you decide to not do something with your mates when you already said you have.

When Kyle said he would go to pauanui, then didn't come he Ditch boys

Ditch boys by Fraser Macedo October 7, 2005

Ditch-Face 

Someone who ditches another and has a weird face.

God Stephanie your such a Ditch-Face

Ditch-Face by Jenna and Missy May 13, 2005