ditch licker

(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.

If it smells good, EAT IT!

Her pussy was so beautiful it made me proud to be a skilled ditch licker.

by Grue December 14, 2003

Ditch pig

Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:

A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"

The women on Jerry Springer Show are all Ditch Pigs.

by Bloody Abo September 3, 2006

e-Ditch

To ditch someone in the middle of a instant messenger conversation.

I didn't feel like talking to her, so i e-ditched her ass on AIM.

by sue doe nim. August 15, 2008

ditch parrot

Another name for a Chinese ringneck pheasant

Let's go to South Dakota and hunt them ditch parrots

by I piss knowledge November 1, 2020

Ditch Fucker

The act in which the grilfriends family is home and you can not have sex in the house, so you find the nearest ditch in a soccer field and fuck the woman there lasting a grand smacking total of 7 minutes.

"Damn your parents are home"
" we can go to the fields, i know a great ditch"
*7 minutes later: man creams all over the women's wide vagina and leaves*

That is a Ditch Fucker

by ragerinthemorning June 2, 2011

the kelly ditch

to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......

to later use as a booty call

HER:did you kelly ditch me?....

YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....

thus performin the kelly ditch

by caspertyme May 2, 2010

urban ditch

Short for urban dictionary.

"Lemme look it up on Urban Ditch"

by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009