choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

Chopping

Also many times known as choppin. This is a term for hitting on a girl. Most times one asks their friend if they are chopping by yelling ( Friends name) you be choppin? Another method used to prevent the one being chopped on from hearing the question is to make karate chop motions up and down many times quickly in the air with both hands.

Looks like John over there is chopping on that hot red head in the white dress.

or

Hey Mike you be chopping on that girl cause if not I am moving in.

by Dan nad and adn nad nda November 13, 2010

choppin'

to be chillin' and waiting to do something

We were straight up choppin' while the blunt was being rolled.

by J. Gibbs September 29, 2008

Chopped

Being high as a Kite

Damn I just got chooped

by Chelle March 28, 2004

Chopped

A term coined by Greg Lford, it is the definition of the feeling of being so extremely high that your like a tree that has been chopped down and just laying there. Comes from other definitions of "Chopped" which is a feeling of being very very high.
By taking one hand in the shape of a karate chop and slicing it down on your other hand's palm is the visual representation of being chopped, making it easier for those around you to understand how your feeling.

Jordan: The Lion King is such a awesome movie

Mitch: Yeah dude, that was a fat ass blunt we smoked

Jerrica: Hell yeah nigga, how you feelin greg?

Greg: *makes a chopped hand motion* im fuckin chopped like... fuckin chopped.

by Nuthinbuttajaythang November 8, 2010

chopper in tha car

a very ambiguous Lil Wayne lyric that makes no sense to the average person. You can't fit a helicopter or motorcycle in a car??

If you are black however, you would know that a chopper is an automatic weapon that rips people up. i guess?

im not a star, somebody lied i got a chopper in tha car

by weezypleasme May 6, 2011

West Coast Chopper

An offensive insult made toward a Portuguese person.

The "West Coast" part refers to the fact that Pork-chops come from the west coast of Europe.

The "Chopper" part is short for pork-chop, another derogatory term towards Portuguese people.

Jerome: Hey Oscar
Oscar: What up?
Jerome: Fuck you, you fucking West Coast Chopper piece of shit!
Oscar: Shut the fuck up nigger!

by Kikey January 31, 2009