yu-gi-oh cards

gay pieces of painted cardboard that suck for investing on or recycling

scam people: Hey lets draw some mosters on pieces of cardboard and lets tell people that dont have a live that they are valuble!

by Funk March 12, 2005

My cards are in slot B

Satiated, full after a large meal. From the "Deal-A-Meal" infomercials featuring Richard Simmons where he claimed that "once you move your cards from slot A to slot B, you are done eating for the day".

Mom: Would you like another helping of meatloaf?
Son: No, all my cards are in slot B. I can't eat another bite.

by Frank Z. November 20, 2007

Playing cards

A MMF sexual position in which the chick bends over doggy style, giving one guy a blowjob and having the other guy pump her. Called so because it looks like the two guys are playing cards on her back.

So I was playing cards on this chick's back with her boyfriend, and she called me the next day and asked for some one-on-one time. I kick ass!

by General Septem February 4, 2010

cards60

An outcast from penney's beauty competition.

Cards60:Oh please give it to me roxi
roxi-babe: Ya lol

by Kid December 21, 2003

Magic Cards

Something similar to Pokemon losers play at practically all schools. What they do is just trade cards and stuff.

Kid 1: Are they playing poker?
Kid 2: No, they are in the Magic Card Club and are playing with magic cards!

by Anonymous March 11, 2004

not playing your cards right

the act of one partner(male or female)begging their partner to have sex with them every time that they are together, however the other refuses by claiming that he or she doesnt have a condom when in actuality both have condoms

Despite the fact that Will and Sarah have dated for over six months, much to Sarah's dismay Will refuses to play his cards right.

by Newfy June 9, 2005

Playing Cards

Term used for masterbation.

She was playing cards and went all in!

by leidback December 16, 2008