cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.

Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011

blackinnon

blackinnon is the worst ship ever invented and should never have been thought of. THEY ARE BOTH GAY!!!

questionable person: “oh my god blackinnon is so cute oh my gosh. they were so inlove!”

me: “marlene and sirius were just friends. GAY BEST FRIENDS!”

by notablackinnonshipper June 15, 2021

Cop Blocking

To keep police accountable through the documenting and filming police action. Also includes the act of jury nullification for laws that are unjust or victim-less.

I have jury duty, I hope I get a drug case so I can do Cop Blocking today.

by NicholsSA September 18, 2012

Talk Blocking

To hinder, by whatever means, the chances of another male from talking to a female you are interested in.

Mark was talk blocking me because he though he had a chance with that girl.

by Wason Jertz March 31, 2009

blacking out

when one consumes so much of a substance (typically alcohol) that one cannot remember one's actions at a later time, be it later in the night or the morning after

see also time travel

I blacked out as soon as i put that fifth of jack to my lips... what the hell did I do last night?

How the fuck did I get here? I must have blacked out

blacking out has nothing to do with electronics.

by -___________- January 15, 2008

bloaching

"bloaching" (noun) (etymology uncertain) is the act of having a friend insert a balloon into one's anus and then blow up said balloon until it is firm at which point it is either exploded or removed.

The word can be back formed to "bloach" (verb).

"I hear that Tom Cruise is into bloaching in a big way."

"Why is he looking so glum?"
"He tried autobloaching and one got stuck up there."

by boldautomatic September 17, 2012

Blackling

The young offspring, ages 0-6, of African Americans. A more politically correct form of the phrase niglet.

I was at Wal-Mart the other day, fighting some black lady for the last box of pop-tarts, and she sicked all her little blacklings on me.

by PikaJ000 March 15, 2009