Annalise Waterson

The hottest bitch on the block

person 1: hey that's Annalise Waterson
person 2: Fuck! I have a boner!

by factspog April 10, 2020

Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011

Watermonkey

Insult made by neckbeard nice guys when they try to insult alpha males. Used like sandmonkey only for the superior race

Neck beard john: Whomst've this watermonkey, i'll let him know i watch rick and morty

by Kajkage February 27, 2018

Patterson

The chad. The GOAT. The absolute expert at removing pussies from your WoW guild.

Patterson: "This is honestly the first interaction I've had with you in three days."

by Wouldsuffice December 8, 2020

WattsonIsMom

A retard who takes his baby rage out on his friends and makes unwise purchases online.

Guy 1: Dude WattsonIsMom booted me offline again!
Guy 2: Thats just WattsonIsMom Using his baby rage.

by limesucker35 August 25, 2021

Wattson

the best legend in apex if you see one leave immediately

“Oh no it wattson we need to leave” “Just leave the game it’s wattson”

by Dinky the original February 24, 2022

Wattson

me

im wattson

by super saiyan superman August 2, 2022