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Viking Wedding

While masturbating in the closet of a fornicating couples room, scream 'VIKING WEDDING' at the top of your lungs while jumping out before the moment of climax to punch the male in the face and insert your ejaculating cock into the woman's vagina before you run out of the house with a fistful of her jewelry.
Man that girl gets me so hot but I'm too broke to date her. I think a Viking Wedding is my only shot.
by raptorcyde July 20, 2017
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vinciiii

A person with the following traits is typically referred to as a vinciiii:

1. has a passion for all forms of art
2. Has a heart for individuals that transcends relationships
3. possesses purest intentions
4. has the intention of making you happy, even if you're actually doing well.
5. has the desire to lift your spirits every day
I adore her; she's so sophisticated and vinciiii.

Because of his outstanding vinciiii, he received a lot of recognition.

CJ enjoys conversing with the "vinciiii kind of person."
by zekemmm June 5, 2023
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Stealth Viking

When one has the body mass of a Viking and the ability to move silently like a ninja. Makes sneak attacks far more devastating
Kyle: Zach is such a huge guy! How does he move like that?

Mozer: He's a Stealth Viking, dude.

Kyle: Put a bell on him!
by SharkBass028 July 10, 2010
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Rave Viking

Rave viking. Some say one of the only men in history able to stand up to the incredible Chuck Norris.

Both have extreme powers, which have never been tested. Some say that if these two mega powers clashed, the world would end.

One day we shall find out..

One day
by Dudlite May 2, 2010
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Da Vinci Complex

Someone that is multi talented, and has the ability to perform many unique skills. Perhaps also could be problematic because some of these multi talented people could have a hard time choosing or sticking to a career in todays society. If it comes from a grounded and disciplined person, these multi talented people can come up with an original self created place in society.
Da Vinci Complex

1- A multi instrumentalist who can also run marathons.
2- An artist, who paints, draws, sculpts, speaks several languages, races sail boats, and perhaps can balance himself upside down on his head.
3- Leonardo Da Vinci
by Mano Kuerten September 29, 2014
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Do a viking

To wake up and have sex or masturbate after 2 am, like the vikings did where they slept 4 hours then ate and had sex before sleeping 4 more hours.
1. "I just had a viking last night. "

2. "I had to give myself a viking last night."

3. "Wanna do a viking?"
by Thorunn October 9, 2017
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Gas Station Viking

Man from America who believes he is an ultimate Viking warrior. Due to his slight Scandinavian heritage. Typically has long thinning blond hair. And very sparse facial hair. Usually adorned with a Mjölnir necklace, and back runic tattoos.
I can’t stand him, he’s a gas station viking.
by TrashW1zard May 3, 2022
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