Traffic Jam

I am going to have a bunch of Traffic Jams Friday night
by T-JAM August 06, 2009
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Traffic Control

The dangerous job of setting up lane closures so road construction can be accomplished. Consists of setting up signs, arrowboards, and deliniation devices. Traffic control technicians also instal temporary pavement markings. These include the white and yellow lane dividers and edgelines. They spend their work day trying not to get killed and making it safe for drivers and workers
Without proper Traffic Control road construction would not be possible.
by Sublime0901 January 18, 2009
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traffic study

Lincoln tunnel is experiencing about 15 minutes worth of Traffic Study
by grozniy_99 January 09, 2014
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Traffic Jam

Getting railed in the butt by 2+ men. (or women)
Sorry I was late for work, there was one hell of a traffic jam.
by TrollDeputy February 10, 2013
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Traffic Droid

Used to describe a disgruntled road user or pedestrian trying to lecture another road user how to use the road properly.
a Traffic Droid cyclist knocked on my window at a red light and said i was a little bit over the stop line and that i should "be more considerate to other people on the road"
by AC Original July 31, 2012
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traffic accident

this word does not exist because any vehicle collision is not accidental. Vehicle collisions are caused by people who do not pay attention to what the hell they are doing while they are operating a vehicle.
Most incidents happen because of poor judgement. Remember to STOP (meaning to fully come to a halt) at STOP signs and Red lights. If turning right on red, stop, look, then proceed if you are clear to do so.
If you are eating whilst driving, do not bend down to look for a fallen object....please, please, please Pull the fuck over first. I don't need your ass plowing into my rear end and having me jump through hoops for insurance matters.
Don't tailgate ( 3 second following distance)
Roads are not race tracks; weaving in and out of traffic only increase your chances of causing a collision
And don't drink or do drugs before driving....most of you fucking crackheads don't even have insurance
There is no such thing as a traffic accident; there are only stupid people who make stupid judgement calls which turn into collisions, which, in turn pisses off other motorists behind them because they can't get to where the fuck they are going on time.
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Traffic Coned

The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.
by pedostach101 April 12, 2022
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