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Stella Artois

Wife beating juice.

Okay, so, not literally. So-Called thanks to its high alcohol percentage and it has a tendancy to get you very drunk and very aggresive very quickly.

Still easily the nicest lager available.
Man 1: "Been on the wife beating juice tonight?"
Man 2: "I fu*hiccup*ing love you I do! You're my besht fr*hiccup*iend!"
by MindblowN January 18, 2004
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Stella

A girl with a big ass, great in bed, the kinda girl you wanna marry. The kind of girl who is always there for you. You will never be good enough for this kind of girl. You sit and pray that this kind of girl gives you the time of day. Usually of Hispanic origin.
Damn...that girl Stella, she's the kind you marry bro.
by Bryan222 June 18, 2008
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A teenage boy who usually carried fireworks in his pockets.
He used to be fat and had sexy blond highlights,
but now he lost weight and is a big ass scene kid.
Guys hate him now cuz he gets all the girls.
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"stelmas pants are getting tighter everyday, " - naomi
" I know, where does his package go !?"- peri
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stevia

i'd rather have cereal with stevia because i'm not putting on any weight with it.

substitute for sugar
by IEATHORSES January 21, 2013
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stellar

A word that means something is starlike or just about the best thing you have ever seen in your life, or will see for that matter.
Man that car is stellar, I love the new bugatti.
by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003
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Stela

She is the most beautiful and funny girl on the world. Not only that be she is obsessed with Stranger Things. Sometimes she even get depressed about it, but that's why she has her friend Zoe. Stela is a detention of a best friend.
Dustin is Stela's daddy.
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Stellabu

An intoxicating mixture of Malibu Rum and Stella Artois, usually drunk 2 part Malibu to 1 part Stella. Stellabu came to being by chance, but has long prevailed as the drink of choice 'South of the river'. When mixer just isn't available, and you see some Stella lying around, you know what to do.
Person 1: "Why are you hanging off a tree?"
Person 2: "Stellabu"
by st3llaart0i5 May 31, 2013
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