Slobbing

The act of holding in your pee for hours on end until you eventually begin masturbating (turbo wanking)until the inevitable climax of an explosion of piss, cum, and blood.

“I just got done slobbing, my wife doesn’t love me and my rooms a mess!”

by Slob king December 19, 2023

Splinking

The act of sending spam messages directly on the LinkedIn platform from one person to another person they do not know. And often includes a sales pitch regardless of the relevancy to the recipient of the message

Every day I wake up to splinking messages in my LinkedIn inbox.

by rharris415 August 15, 2024

splinting

The act of working poop down the rectum by guiding it through the exterior wall of the vagina with a finger.

"do you have any tips on constipation?"
"well if there's a little bit in you that you can't seem to get out, try splinting."

by benadryljams February 10, 2024

Splipping

Taking off another ones genitalia and skipping it like rocks across a river

“Hey John, I just harvested Jack’s testicles, do you want to go Splipping?”

by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Skibbing

Making someone excited and or happy

"guy I'm so skibbing"

by Wualubangasoink April 1, 2024

Skibbing

Skibbing is when someone are gooning to any form of skibidi toilet content

Johnny: bro your 2 hours late

Tyler: sorry bro i was Skibbing

Johnny: how dare you

by 2EPIK4U April 26, 2024

Splicing

When you swab someone’s DNA, clone them, raise the clone, than have the clone commit a crime that you record. You than incriminate the original person with the evidence and send them to prison for life.

Mary-Ann is so mean, we should send her to prison for life by splicing her.

by Newd Dewd April 26, 2024