Soggy Log

A sexual act where a person drowns their partner, resuscitates them, then defecates on their chest.

I hooked up with this crazy chick last night. She gave me a Soggy Log in a kiddy pool.

by Bachmo December 17, 2016

Soggy Batcave

When you blow a load in a chicks ass, therefore she reveives a "Soggy Batcave".

Yo Torg, I totally just fucking blew the hugest nut in some ratchet's ass hole.

Ohh word man you totally gave her a Soggy Batcave!! Crunnnccchhhyyy

by Greymoo June 6, 2013

soggy bottom boat

The grotesque act involving two or more individuals in which one or more of these individuals lay beneath a glass table(any transparent surface) so that they can view the person remaining in this equation from underneath as they take a shit on the table.

Boy, I surely cannot wait for Robby to get here. He is gonna shit when he realizes what he was in for when he agreed to be captain of the soggy bottom boat.

by BuryBallz October 10, 2017

soggy sadness

When you cook an oven baked frozen pizza in the microwave.

I spent Friday night enjoying some soggy sadness and beers.

by bobsicle September 9, 2019

Soggy Muppet

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and reaches inside her vagina and masturabates himself.

Curtis wasn't able to finish until he reached in and gave himself a soggy muppet.

by Mr. Jim Henson December 19, 2008

Sognob

1. An exceptionally creepy boy, usually with a big nose, momentuous underbite and profound body odor. Often dresses "classy" for no apparent reason and enjoys music that can be classified as "indie".

2. Bongos spelled backwards, duhr.

Ho 1: "Holy shit... look over there... the sognob is totally creeping!"
Ho 2: "Wow, he totally wants you."
Ho 1: "Definitely, fuck off."

by I Think Ur Contra January 13, 2010

Soggy Wonka

When you stick your finger in your ass then put it in someones ear. Like a wet willy, but with shit instead of saliva.

He pissed me off last night with "your mom" jokes, so i gave him a Soggy Wonka. He was pissed.

by ViolenceVixen May 11, 2010