poofter

A male homosexual, often one who is also effeminite in his mannerisms. Used exclusively in a negative sense by heterosexuals. Word variant: poof

You know why Cyril wears pink? It's because he's a poofter, that's why!

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

Porterhouse

Sexual act defined by the consumption of a large steak, preferably medium rare and USDA Prime, from a plate resting on the lower back of a female partner while in the doggy style position.

More advanced purveyors will usually include a side salad and the use of a utility belt to hold various condiments and a remote control.

When properly executed (Pointed in the direction of a flat screen television during Sportscenter) the male participant may reach a peaceful state of being that is free from craving, anger and other afflicting states, otherwise known as Nirvana.

Willing female participates are few and far between, so one must use the utmost skill, tact and timing to introduce the Porterhouse into their sexual routine.

It was my Birthday and a playoff game so Tessa let me throw down the Porterhouse. She even ran the remote.

by MayhemInMayberry July 5, 2010

Pooter

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

Porter

a sexy, smart, nice person, who is a non stop party goer, who has many friends, who laughs a lot, is always happy, and makes a lot of jokes.

That girl is smart and sexy she must be a Porter.

by Zulily April 25, 2013

Poofter School

A slang term for a boy's only school

Good thing I don't go to that poofter school anymore!

by Dollarbill85 November 1, 2010

poltergeist

a male that kills himself in order to come back to the human world as a freaky ghost and haunt the house of a hot babe in the hopes of scaring her out of her clothes

girl is brushing her hair one night, thinks she sees someone in her mirror behind her. turns around and sees the rotting, pale corpse of a zombie standing before her, naked. she is so scared that she jumps out of her silken nightgown. the poltergeist is satisfied, and his mission is accomplished.

by vladimir February 23, 2004

Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.

Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)

by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004