Proximity Porn

In a time of social distancing and/or pandemic lock down, viewing photos and/or videos of large crowds and getting excited about being that close to so many strangers.

"I was feeling lonely during the CoronaVirus lockdown, so I got on my phone and looked at some proximity porn."

by Vonnegutz March 31, 2020

proxibyte

A god awful YouTuber who creates content that is an exact clone of Technoblade

"Proxibyte is a piece of human trash" "Human that's an over statement"

by ProxiBoi May 26, 2020

Proxy Gay

A gay person who remains friends with a homophobic person in attempts to improve their view of sexuality and gay people

Julius: I’ve been a proxy gay for Peter for a while now
Geoff: I think Peter is a lost cause
Julius: I can get through to him
Geoff: :/

by Zhango101 April 2, 2021

Proxitute

Noun. Proxitution : an act of being/pretending to be someone else than your orginal identity.

He was just a regular passenger, disguised in proxitute outfit as a ticket checker.

Nah! He ain't own that car, he's just proxituting.

by [e-mail] August 20, 2022

proxy high

when a person feels high when they havent smoked but have been around people that were smoking

bryan: dude i feel so weird rn

kielan: its because your brother was smoking around you again. pretty sure youre just proxy high

by totallynotjjne June 14, 2023

Sack proximity

A situation in which your ballsack is welded together with your penis. Usually occurs after sitting down in a pair of jeans.

Man a: Hey, what the hell is that shit down there?

Man b: Oh, it's nothing, just experiencing some ol' sack proximity.

by Sackary June 8, 2010

orion proxima

a crab who is named after space thing.

person 1: hey, I'm orion proxima
person 2: *blocks him*

by blobblobblobblobblobblobblob November 9, 2020