Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
by mr.snruB October 8, 2010
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lisa told joey the next day when he was unable to sit properly that he had recieved a position impossible
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When you use your thumb to make your partner orgasm and then use said thumb to plug a mortal wound in a major artery.
"How has it been with the wife, Scott?"
"Not good Brandon, she's been mad at me since I used the Kentucky Plug."
The Kentucky Plug (sex position)
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The Kentucky Plug (sex position)
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Get the Posiden powder mug.The exact position a mans cock is currently located. Whether it be inside a womans meat curtains , or just hanging there with the breeze in his pants. Pole positions are very important in terms of pleasure and comfort.
(Wife) Honey could you adjust your Pole Position ? Its a little too far up there !!!
(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
(Man) Sure hon , didn't mean to pierce your abdominal region.
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Get the pole position mug.The condition that a guy contracts from contact with the vagina of a chick he is totally into. Symptoms include telling friends things they totally don't want to know about your sex life, holding hands in public, going shoe shopping, and not shutting the fuck up about your girlfriend for five minutes.
From Romeo & Juliet, Act 1:
ROMEO
Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.
BENVOLIO
sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
ROMEO
Why, such is love's transgression.
Griefs of mine own lie heavy in my breast,
Which thou wilt propagate, to have it prest
With more of thine: this love that thou hast shown
Doth add more grief to too much of mine own.
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs;
Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes;
Being vex'd a sea nourish'd with lovers' tears:
What is it else? a madness most discreet,
A choking gall and a preserving sweet.
Farewell, my coz.
BENVOLIO
sup dude u have vagina poisoning.
by 00200 April 9, 2010
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