European Hackeysack Nipples

nipples on an individual that are just eccentric in color, size, and structure. They are often described as unusual dinner plates, tending to be honed by females more than males due to the capacity of their breasts.

"Bernie was really attracted to Lulu until he witnessed her European Hackeysack Nipples while on their third date"

by Kyle32 June 3, 2008

Nipples McGee

woman whose nipples are like always visible through her clothes (or man, but that's just wrong)

Hey, check out Nipples McGee over there . . . woot!

by flash howlermonkey January 19, 2007

Nipple-icious

Nipple-icious:
(1)Being nipple-like in nature; sexy.
(2)The act of showing nipple.
- The thought of seeing nipple.
(3)A casual exclamation; "That was nipple-icious!"

"That dude is nipple-icious!"
"Dude, check out that nipple-icious action."
"That was nipple-icious, dude!"

by Kitty June 16, 2006

Wandering Nipple

This is similar to a wandering eye, but applies to nipples. With a wandering eye, one eye looks in one direction, while the other, for unknown reasons, looks in another direction. With a wanering nipple, one nipple points in one direction and the other nipple is not similarly directionally aligned. This usually results from a bad boob job.

Man, she had a wandering nipple. I didn't know where to look. I think she must have had a botched tit job.

by Jerry Blow (cousin of Joe) July 1, 2008

Joggers nipple

to recieve iritation to the nipples from severe rubbing on a material or faberic.

He hammered me so hard in the server room I got joggers nipple off the carpets.

by hay ho March 6, 2009

Water Nipple

When a boob is slightly under water (most bathtub scenes) and you can see a slightly discolored spot in the water where a nipple is hiding underneath the surface. Kind of like a cave dwelling spider, you know it's there but you can't quite see it.

Blayne-"Chase rewind I think I just saw Amy Smart's water nipple!"

Chase-"Holy shit that is her water nipple!, man I love "Mirrors."

by Zombie Jester February 17, 2009

Dick nipples

An insult you call someone after they either cockblocked you or did something else swxually frustrating.

My girlfriend's mom has dick nipples!

by Crapfeces November 27, 2022