A very special human being from the country of Poland, even though, this person is physically incapable of locating the country of Poland on a map. These people have also a very good skill in learning languages as they can usually only swear in polish, speak like an illiterate in english and cannot put a complete sentence in spanish even though they have been learning it for five years. They like mocking people called "Rodwin" that they have 2 fathers, even though, they have been repeating this joke for well over a century. They also like very white women with big booties.
by SmartBois May 26, 2021
Get the Maximilian Novakowski mug.HUGE. MASSIVE. PP. He had rizz beyond human comprehension and is one of the most caring, kind hearted people. If you ever meet him, DO NOT HESITATE TO TALK TO HIM, you will gain one of the best friends you’ll ever have. He’s a little damaged and may have some attachment issues but it’s worth it to be nice. Many times he can mean the opposite of what he says, like if he ever tells you to leave him alone deep down he really wants your company. He makes really good pork and can hit the sickest riffs known to man on guitar. Your lucky if your graced by his angelic singing. But fr fr, he is one SEXY mf. He loves, LOVES LOVES LOVES physical contact like hugs and stuff and often will not ask for it, like seriously, give him a hug out of nowhere, he will LOVE IT. He only wants the truth so if you have any feelings just tell them to him. Whether you have a crush on him or stop liking him he just wants to know how your feeling. He doesn’t really get mad and he’s a really funny guy. He will feel really bad if he gets lied to, but he can jump back up quickly. Don’t worry about walking on eggshells talking to him, he can definitely take a joke. So if you ever see him, start a conversation, hug him, kiss him if you dating, or just say hi.
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Get the Maximillian mug.Maximilian is someone who pretends to like you and then decided you aren't good enough. All Maximilian's tend to be assholes who think they're better than others when in fact they aren't.
Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.
The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.
Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.
He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.
Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.
The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.
This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Once you do fall in love with a Maximilian it is hopeless.
The problem with them is that they are charming and can make you believe anything they want you to believe.
Your best bet is to keep away from them and not let them get to you. Otherwise you will be cursed for the rest of your life because you will not be able to forget him. He will turn you into something you aren't.
He might seem like the guy of your dreams but in the end all he wants is sex.
Women do not need Maximilian's in their lifes.
The crucial point is; if you do have a Maximilian in your life, never tell him how you feel about him. He will crush your heart into a million little pieces.
This word can also be used as a synonym for any of the description above.
Girl 1: "OMG, I met this guy yesterday and he is amazing. I think I am in love. he said the nicest things to me. His name is maximilian."
Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."
Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.
Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
Girl 2: "keep away from him. he's a Maximilian. he doesn't mean what he sais to you and will break your heart."
Girl 1: "OMG, i met this guy a few weeks ago. He is so charming and loving. He has been saying all these sweet things to me. he is serious about it, i can feel it.
Girl 2: "Good for you but be careful. He might be a Maximilian."
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