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Langs

A disease which can lead to severe autism, limited motor skills, a capped ability to function and the tendency to full moon. It is advised to stay away from a person who has contracted langs as it is fairly contagious, if you start to display symptoms do the right thing and leave.
Person 1: oh god what’s wrong with him?!
Person 2: he’s got the langs

Person 1: OH FUCK
by yaboiaj November 10, 2019
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Switchin’ Lanes

To abandon, betray, or forsake a person so no reason
Everyone has been switchin’ lanes on me since I was young.
by Juicccgjuice May 15, 2021
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LaneSkillet

The best kind of skillet, comes in a variety of sizes from Junior Skillet, Skillet, Senior Skillet, and the Super Senior Skillet(s)!!!
Oh, I just saw a LaneSkillet!!!
by Balletbows May 9, 2010
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Landscape

The art of trimming bushes, mowing the lawn, planting bushes/shrubs, and/or maintenance on existing plants and yards.
"I hired Paul to landscape around my house. He planted shrubs and made a great rock garden."
by gofishgo December 17, 2006
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Landslide ass

A booty that looks like a landslided.
by Hoenuts April 12, 2017
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Landscraper

Jim says he's a great lawn guy, but he's actually a landscraper because my front lawn is so patchy now
by Cemmop August 21, 2017
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Lanism

While you are diving there are roads where you have more than enough space to swerve without crossing the opposing lane. Having roads like this creates the feeling of relief that your car will not be too close to even hitting the one next to you. Lanism is the opposite. Lanism is the unexplained feeling when you are driving and then all of a sudden your lane gets really narrow, and you are panicking. This is the sense when you are scared enough of driving this narrow lane and you put both hands on the wheel, look around your surroundings, constantly look at your speed limit to see that you aren't going to fast, and constantly check either side to make sure you don't hit something nearby. When driving, there is this fear growing inside of you, you start to get nervous, and you just forget to breathe for a second. When it all ends, and your lane is the same size, a violent shudder starts coming in filling you up with chicken skin, but at the end, you are relieved that it finally ended.
The driver suffered from the lanism, eyes pelled open in fear, when driving in the narrow lane.
by xvulcxnx January 28, 2018
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