kittens and puppies

when a dude cums on a girl's face

It's raining kittens and puppies on your mom's face.

by blackisthelastthingyoullsee June 21, 2010

sweater kittens

another word for boobs, awesome ones. sometimes referred to as "sk's"

"man o man, sally has some nice sweater kittens. meow"
also.... "nice sk's, not you"

by hallsy September 17, 2002

Killing Kittens

Slang for "The slaying of innocent people."

?George Bush is killing kittens in Iraq while ignoring North Korea."

by Brainiac January 7, 2005

Shit Kittens

To be so cute that even one's excrement is as adorable as a young feline.

Did you see that girl playing beach volley ball? She was so cute she'd shit kittens.

by RodgerDogger May 5, 2010

sandy kittens

when a blonde girl's carpet matches her drapes.

daaaamn! he was like totally pullin' on my sandy kittens!!

by ratchetjaw June 11, 2006

aethiest kittens

kittens that are old enough to have opened their eyes.

carl "your christian kittens are getting so cute"
john "these are aethiest kittens, dude"
carl "last week you said they were christian kittens!"
john "yea, but now they've opened their eyes."

by unclepeanuts May 17, 2011

Lanky Kittens

The best type of kittens.

A lanky kitten.

Guy 1: "Dude I didn't know you had newborn kittens!"

Guy 2: "Why wouldn't I? Plus, they're really lanky."

Guy 2(again) : "Lanky kittens are the best kittens."

by Lanky Kittens FTW September 3, 2010