Someone that unconditionally loves horses and wears big hats that make them look like a Cowboy but they’re just a wannabe.
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The Hafford lifestyle largely revolves around a family aspect, at any time, a small army remains at the ready.
Familial Ties include:
- descendants of military beserkers ready to defend family, body, soul, & property
- an alibi for just about any crime¹ including 3rd party witness statements
- shelter
- child rearing assistance
- at least one "lumberjack" meal
- utilization of any operating vehicle and accessories
- assistance in relocating personal belongings, certain cadavers, & items that may (or may not) have been obtained in fair market exchanges
It is common to encounter a Hafford during daily activities due to the large number of genetically related members. "To meet a cousin wherever one goes...." is not an exaggeration in the Hafford lifestyle. A response of "Who wants to know?" to the question "Are you a Hafford?" will confirm identification.
¹Excluding certain degrees of murder and all sexual crimes
The Hafford lifestyle largely revolves around a family aspect, at any time, a small army remains at the ready.
Familial Ties include:
- descendants of military beserkers ready to defend family, body, soul, & property
- an alibi for just about any crime¹ including 3rd party witness statements
- shelter
- child rearing assistance
- at least one "lumberjack" meal
- utilization of any operating vehicle and accessories
- assistance in relocating personal belongings, certain cadavers, & items that may (or may not) have been obtained in fair market exchanges
It is common to encounter a Hafford during daily activities due to the large number of genetically related members. "To meet a cousin wherever one goes...." is not an exaggeration in the Hafford lifestyle. A response of "Who wants to know?" to the question "Are you a Hafford?" will confirm identification.
¹Excluding certain degrees of murder and all sexual crimes
1. "Are you a Hafford?"
"Who wants to know?"
"Hey! Cousin!"
2. "Damn dude, I'm screwed! I beat up Alfred's sister. He's got the Hafford cousins on my ass!"
"Who wants to know?"
"Hey! Cousin!"
2. "Damn dude, I'm screwed! I beat up Alfred's sister. He's got the Hafford cousins on my ass!"
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Tronald Dump has presented so many stupid-a** halffidavits during his ongoing legal battles dat it's a wonder dat anybody believes a word he says at dis point!
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