GARSP

The supposed, 'elite' way of saying, "Gasp"

Also could be a typo.

Friend: And I just got new rollar skates!

You: GARSP! :O

by Karasona June 4, 2005

Gaspo

Sex in a bag!!

Damn, that girl is a gaspo!

by Mama Tits January 12, 2010

GASP

Guest Adjourned Shit Predicament. The predicament one finds themselves in when busting for a shit whilst expecting a guest or visitor to arrive at any minute; thus forcing one to either take the gamble and snap one off and risk having their expected visitor arrive whilst defecating or hold onto it and hope that it goes back in.

Joel said he would arrive at 2:30pm it is now 2:35pm and I am really GASP'ing!

by stitch23red August 26, 2015

Gasparutti

A last name given to an Italian sex machine. Dark, sexy, mysterious- everyone wants this person. Very unique style, and listens to 'marmite' music.. you either love it or you hate it. But you love Gasparutti for their individuality. You just can't get enough of their happy, loud, and extremely crazy personality. Although sometimes people mistake Gasparutti for being annoying, they are not; you just need to learn to love them. They will always cheer you up and their laugh is super contagious.

If you like Lady Gaga, you're a true Gasparutti.

by beffanny July 12, 2010

Gaysplain

V: The action of telling your son he is gay.

NnEarlier I had to gaysplain to my son how he is a queer.

by IPitFukOnYou July 17, 2016

Gasparilla

A holiday celebration taking place in Tampa, FL every year. Pirates invade and kegs are the bounty

The BEST HOLIDAY EVER... GASPARILLA

by coolkat1111111111111111 September 12, 2010

gayspoon

Device used in homosexual courtship.

Has anyone seen my gayspoon? I'm feeling frisky.

by Alex July 3, 2003