dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

Futureville

1. Vancouver, British Columbia. Purports to be the "liveable city," a sustainable community with high density urban living and creative people.

"Lets move to Futureville, live in a Downtown Eastside loft, skate all day, and blaze BC Bud."

by Muskox July 16, 2006

future friend

a person that has not yet reached the actual level of relationship status to be defined as a "friend" in your life, but you think he/she is cool and will gladly shotgun a beer with her on a beach or take a body shot off a ginger with.

"Whose your friend that you were talking to over there? -- she seemed cool"
"Oh that girl? Nah she's not my friend...she's my future friend. her name is Jill"
"...oh Gotcha."

by party ninja May 13, 2014

Future persinger

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.

“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”

by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022

Way Of The Future

A term used to say something is forward thinking, interesting, you might like to try it out for yourself, or just plain superfreakingawesome. Way Of The Future was started and made popular by Cameron Walker of WeatherStar. It can be abbreviated WOTF.

WeatherStar fan: What did you think of living in NYC?
Cameron: It's the Way Of The Future!

by RachelVsPoet March 28, 2010

Future Bass

Any music in 2019 that...

1. Has a drop, and
2. Is loved by 12 year-olds.

"Remeber when all the EDM kids listened to is Progressive House?"

"Yeah. Now all the kids only listen to generic Future Bass."

by EDMInternetWarrior August 26, 2019

future ex-wife

Fiancee.

BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!

by Mike Comanche March 4, 2009