Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.
'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'
'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'
by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013
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Get the Louisiana Floss mug.When one goes down on a female with very thick bush. Occasionally leads to hair stuck in between teeth if done sloppily.
Bryan: Since you weren't able to go to the Dentist today, maybe you should holler at the wife to get your teeth flossed.
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Get the flynt flossy mug.After oral stimulation with a man or a woman, the pubic hair from the rough oral gets caught in between your teeth making a hairy smile.
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