Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.

Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021

real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

real estate agent

A real estate agent is someone who secretly spies on other inhabitants of the estate

No explanation needed we all no that one real estate agent...

by SalvationBringer May 10, 2022

Trisexual estate

When one hoes to buy a house with 3 others and end up having sex with the estate agent. Usually ends in an origy.

Boy: Hey, want to have a trisexual estate with the eatate agent in there?
Girl 1: Sure!
Girl 2: yeah, it would be fun plus the agent is 🥵🥵🥵

by TJ Schmitt June 26, 2022

Jubilee Estate

Jubilee Estate is a place where people go to suck buckets and smoke joints. They love bottles of water from spar for a lovely creamy bucket .

Let’s go to the jubilee estate for a fat creamy bucket and joint .

by Jubilee Estate May 8, 2023

stoneridge estates

A senior mobilehome community in Warner Springs California, North San Diego co (borders Riverside county & over 30 miles from Temecula) that has been slightly highlighted in a social platform that can not be mentioned but hint YT channel. The video is titled “Pond bass fishing turned wild Karen encounter” uploaded May 1, 2023. It captures a resident berating young guests of another resident fishing at the pond on property. The resident accuses the guests of trespassing because they weren’t accompanied by the resident & escalates when the resident starts assaulting them by laying her hands on them. Residents tend to act as self appointed citizens upholding the law. And what the video depicts represents some angry, grumpy people. Seems racist against younger people, obviously minorities. Watch the video.

Stoneridge estates is in San Diego

by Who’s_ur_Karma April 23, 2024

Fake Estate

Estate which doesn't exist. Not real estate.

Banker: Hey do you want to buy some real estate? There's this excellent property-
Me: No gimme some Fake Estate
Banker: Fake Estate? You mean stocks and digital assets?
Me: Yeah buddy gimme
Banker: aight bet

by Psude 'Nim June 8, 2024