A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.
Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.
by ArcticFox November 12, 2003
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When your pissed at someone, tell them to Go to DELL.
When your pissed at someone, tell them to Go to DELL.
An example of telling someone to Go to Dell:
Ron: "Hey did you know I fucked your girlfriend up the ass yesterday in your car?"
Don: "Pfffffft, I don't care."
Ron: "But did you know that I got my Cumstains on the backseat of your BMW?"
Don: "FUCK YOU NIGGER, GO TO DELL!!!!!"
Ron: "No, you go to DELL!!!!!!!!!"
Ron: "Hey did you know I fucked your girlfriend up the ass yesterday in your car?"
Don: "Pfffffft, I don't care."
Ron: "But did you know that I got my Cumstains on the backseat of your BMW?"
Don: "FUCK YOU NIGGER, GO TO DELL!!!!!"
Ron: "No, you go to DELL!!!!!!!!!"
by Da Wizard of OZ November 10, 2009
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A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.
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Get the Dell mug.1. Adj. Describes something of very low quality that fails frequently.
2. Adj. Describes someone or something that is very unreliable.
2. Adj. Describes someone or something that is very unreliable.
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