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Dicktion Burn

Friction burn on your dick, caused by wanking too much.
I wanked so hard last night, I got dicktion burn!
by guywhowritethething May 15, 2016
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dicktionary

To have a defention on your penis.
dude will you lick the ink off my dicktionary
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 26, 2005
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Urban Dicktionary

A fucking shit website that when you create a definition and don't have a login, then make one, it deletes your fucking definition
My fucking shit got deleted because of this Urban Dicktionary bs
by 10YearoldPornstar September 24, 2016
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Urban Dicktionary

A person who dislikes definitions on urban dictionary according to their political views, not accuracy.
This person disliked a the BLM definition because he doesn't support the movement, what an urban dicktionary!
by H_Patch July 18, 2020
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Dicktionary

A peculiar creature which combs chat rooms, forums, and MMO Channels looking for Typos and misspellings to make fun of an emasculate a stranger for their apparent lack of Grammar Knowledge.
Chris says: Dude that girl wad so hot!
Bobby says: ya man i know!
Professor says: did you mean "Was"? Learn to spell idiot.
Bobby says: Dude chill it was only a typo, don't be such a dicktionary.
by Ambassador Core December 9, 2008
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dicktation

Dicktation is the action of storytelling involved in detailing your latest sexual encounter to all of your friends. This normally requires graphic imagery and emphatic use of the hands, usually resulting in a rather grotesque and hilarious game of charades. This is also a technique frequently used by rap and R&B artists, like Ludacris, or Afroman.

-Note: not having a dick does not make one incapable of dicktation. Women are probably better at this artform than men are.
"Dude, I totally hooked up with Shelly last night. At the club"

"No way! you gotta give me the whole dicktation man, I need to hear all about this."
by AndMyCucumber August 29, 2011
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Dicktionary

A "Dicktionary" is someone who corrects others on what words are actually supposed to mean. If a person uses a word incorrectly, the Dicktionary is there to not only define the word, but to also recreate your sentence with a better suited word.
Person #1: "I am profusely biting my nails!"
Person #2: "Profusely: 1. pouring forth liberally
2. exhibiting great abundance.

You should have said: You are ferociously biting your nails."
Person #1: "... Thanks, Dicktionary."
by AXISROSE November 3, 2009
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