Confused

a person who wears from wallmart to hot topic to abercrombie and fitch. listens to all kinds of music ... but not country. doesnt care what people call them but might have a tad of low self esteem.They dont want to look ahead at life because they know what is coming might not be fun.They talk normal for sure, no gangster or preppy or goth talk. just normal.

Chongi: oye babii a donde you go to buy ropa??
Confused: Dont ask me that. I dress from anywhere.

by carox3 February 17, 2007

ConFusted

Confused and fustrated.

Trying to figure out chinese math has me confusted.

by Fatal Puppy October 11, 2009

Confused Condom

Confused Condom; When you have sex with a chick and you don't know where to put the condom after.

Rick: Did you fuck Jane last night?
Pay: Yeah Bro.
Rick: Confused Condom?
Pat: No, right down the toilet.
Rick: Werd.

Dan: Dude I put the condom in Ms. Greco's front lawn under a leaf.
Ben: Good shit, you deff. almost went through a confused condom.

by Naseknows December 13, 2009

confused-as-fuck

Fucking confused.

After seeing that theory for space-time travel, I was confused-as-fuck.

by acutebuny October 21, 2013

Confused

A guy\girl you can't get out of your head 24 thinking about them it's unfair, in two minds like I wish I never met her/him so why can't he/she be mine all the time. Feeling like you wanna cry when they around to feeling overjoyed .getting kinda pissed off with them because they know exactly what they doing and it's probably just a fucked up game. It's torture and it's messed up I don't know what to do just want to talk to them but also just want them out my life. Wanting to end a friendship or keep it going so you can see him/her.

Confused

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 7, 2019

confused stonks

stonks that does a action to to obtain a certain result, but works in a unexpected way giving a weird and different yet still positive result

i sue my self for suicide attempt for 10k and win. confused stonks

by patcat November 11, 2019

Sweatshirt confirmed

When accepted by the college of your choice, the practice of wearing that school's sixty dollar logo sweatshirt to announce your acceptance to the world.

Did you hear that Josh was accepted by UVA?

Yep, he's wearing a Cavalier's hoody so he's definitely sweatshirt confirmed.

by Massive_student_loans February 23, 2010