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Calen

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster
Ziqry is just like Calen lol
by Secyakmal February 24, 2019
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Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.
man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"
by munyuck February 2, 2009
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Calendaring

To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.
"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."
by Marc IRL December 15, 2011
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Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.
GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''
by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013
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Calendering

When someone is a perfectionist with the exact dates and times of everything and when you try to arrange a different time for something they will have a fit an complain that once its in the calendar, it cant be changed.
Lisa: Hey Jess, I cant have that brunch with you a family thing has come up and I really cant miss it.
Jess: What are you saying?
Lisa: I saying that we will have to re schedule.
Jess: But I wrote it in my calendar, my phone and my diary and it took me super long to plan this!
Lisa: Bye Jess.
*HANGS UP PHONE*
Lisa: That girl needs help with all her calendering
by Pipsqueak101 January 13, 2019
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Celena

Beautiful just don't give a fuck get what she wants very smart person a good person to talk to bad attitude but can be nice Wen she Wanna be 10 toes down for all her family members don't like liars loves money
by Leennaaa March 13, 2017
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calendar girl

A slut. Alludes to the idea that a girl sleeping with a different guy every night could track her number of sex partners with a calendar.
You don’t want to go home with *that*, she’s practically a calendar girl.
by Asok_G December 26, 2005
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