Butterfinger

When one person sticks his/her finger up another person's butt in an awkard situation.

I was trying to order my ice cream when Hood gave me a "butterfinger"!

by Gadman July 11, 2009

Butterfingers Gasol

An athlete that somehow always manages to lose the basketball while saying AAarrGHeeUUL while taking the ball to the rim.

Fucking Butterfingers Gasol, dont you AAarrGHeeUUL my chances at a third championship!

by Knee Gross May 20, 2011

Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttrail

butt-rail. a jerk that does cheap immations of mitch hedburg. an asswagon. a dude who touches babies.

aww fuck mr.day your such a buttrail!!!!!!

by schischa October 23, 2007

butterfingered

when a guy fingers you with a butterfinger candy bar

me girlfriend totally broke up with me because i butterfingered her at that party

by you dont need to no my name December 18, 2012

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Gulf Breeze Butterfinger

When doing anal with your partner until she shits on your dick, pull out and smear a heavy layer of the warm shit on your dick, stick it deep or shallow (depending on your meat size) into her pussy until she cums, while having your entire hand inside the female's asshole scooping the left over shit out and slurping it out your hand with a straw. You will then gargle it in your mouth for 30 seconds like mouthwash and swallow, finishing off with a big smile.

I wanted to spice it up in the bed with my girlfriend last night, so I gave her a Gulf Breeze Butterfinger

by MegaDickMeat January 29, 2017