british humor

bitter, sarcastic, and dry humor.
very, very, blunt.
usually understood better by those of a more intelligent breed.
actually quite funny.

offended lady:
the joke that arse made was so rude!

random bloke:
oh, it was just a bit of british humor!

by Clarizzle! December 18, 2008

british dip

to place ones asshole on tip of nose until victim (preferable sleeping or unconcious) gags due to unbarable stinch of brown eye and grundle, once victim gags and opens mouth to breath fresher air one would drop balls in mouth, thus completing the british dip. continue until statisfied with shaming of victim

Laney got so fucked up off of vodka and water he passed out on the kitchen floor and got britished dipped 7 times.

by danny paden July 11, 2004

Britishit

British food

I was glad to get back home after spending a week eating Britishit.

by ashmadallah May 13, 2015

British Education System

A spiffing joke.

Baxton: I say, the British Education System is a right ol' joke, wouldn't you say?

Reginald: Ah yes, quite! *Cockney chuckle*

by EnglishFag June 11, 2016

British mouth

Teeth that are horribly crooked and sometimes in the wrong spot

Guy 1: how did your blind date go last night!

Guy 2: dude that girl had British mouth like I've never seen

by Mr.SmoothySmooth May 28, 2019

British cowgirl

British cowgirl meaning :
• fav word is yee yee

• being lost 24/7🥴
• vegan🌱
• skinnyism🙏✨
• comedian🤪
• best british accent🇬🇧

• obsessed with Phil Swift🤩🤤
• has 1006 bfs🤫💕

Human : “ IM UR BIGGEST FAN💕🤩”
British cowgirl : “ ofc u are 🤠🤙🏼”

by British cowgirl🤠🇬🇧 April 18, 2019

British rainy day

When a man ejaculates on a female’s glasses, and then wipes his penis on them, like on a car’s windscreen wiper.

Hey George, did you hear about Mark giving Emily a “British rainy day”?

by George and Emily September 27, 2019