splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz May 13, 2005

Golden Splashing

When an indivdual urinates into a cup (plastic or otherwise) and another person immerses their penis into said cup and comes into contact with the urine.

"Terry just can't stop golden splashing his mum."

by Sam, Liam and Liz for putting it up October 9, 2005

Spleening

Pinching or grabbing a person, with force, in the side of their abdomen.

When Nora was angry and pinched Darby's side, Darby shouted, "Ouch! You're spleening me!"

by NotStacy July 13, 2009

Spleening

To penetrate the female vagina or rectum (or the male rectum) deeply with the penis.

i.e. penertrating so deeply as to touch the spleen)

I gave her/him a good spleening (

by Karl Carpenter March 5, 2004

Spleening

Spleening : the act of brushing a female's teeth with her own vaginal fluid, whilst using your finger. Thus resulting in her throwing up.

You know what Todd did the other night? He was spleening this broad, Kim because she wouldn't let him go raw daddy after they were boozing all night.

Fuck that bitch, I spleened her for not putting out.

by Skottiedeep September 14, 2018

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong

"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."

by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017