Kirk Hammett 

A San Franciscan guitarist, who started playing at the age of 15 on his brothers guitar. Once gaining enough skill played in a couple bands, Starting Exodus in the process. He later flew to New York to join with Metallica and has become one of the most influential and copied lead guitarist of all time. Is very well known for his "fuck off" attitude and lightning fast fingers. Also being recognized as a prominent surfer, and studier of zen. Plays his guitar 364 days of the year.

did you hear those lixx kirk hammett played? hes the fucking best!

Kirk Hammett by matt December 6, 2003

hammerandfail 

(This person used to be @holyreusedjokeonawebtoon) This person is so amazing,funny,kind and one of the BIGGEST Matt simps i've ever seem. (I still love them tho B) ) They make me so happy :)

hammerandfail is so funny!

hammerandfail by Eddsworldisamazinglel June 19, 2021

Butt Hammered 

The act of being extremely intoxicated, far worse than butt trashed. An entirely new dimension of drunk. Enough said.

Sarah, you were butt hammered last night.

Butt Hammered by WindowLicker9000 February 4, 2010

Asshole Hammered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated to the point of belligerence. This can include becoming so intoxicated that one’s own asshole becomes a vessel of involuntary bowel movement.

Hey guys lets go over to bobbys place and get asshole hammered

Asshole Hammered by Howie16 December 16, 2010

hummerblum 

similar to the classic blumkin but with a twist...when a man OR woman is taking a shit and then poos a little in his or her hand then rubs it on some genitals followed by his or her partner giving oral to the now feces covered genetalia. it is so disgusting that the individual performing oral gives an involuntary hummer with their cry of disgust. this is usually followed by vomit (if performed correctly)

bro...that bitch gave me the best hummerblum! she yacked all over my stinky poop covered ball sack! it was awesome! thanks mom!

hummerblum by jk miron January 7, 2012

Hammsered 

The act of being completely intoxicated, via Hamm's or Hamm's Special Light. Also, any other beverage from "The Land of the Sky Blue Waters."

Kuren: "I got really wasted last night off of too many wine coolers."

Cody: "I got Hammsered."

Hammsered by Miller_time November 19, 2012

Hamper Safari 

When one makes an expedition through a female’s laundry hamper hunting for a prized and coveted pair of soiled panties to sniff. A hamper safari is truly an adventurous exploration and exciting journey.

The party at the sorority house last night was an absolute hamper safari. My olfactory senses could not have been more satisfied.

Hamper Safari by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020