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Hammsered

The act of being completely intoxicated, via Hamm's or Hamm's Special Light. Also, any other beverage from "The Land of the Sky Blue Waters."
Kuren: "I got really wasted last night off of too many wine coolers."

Cody: "I got Hammsered."
by Miller_time November 19, 2012
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Hammered and Sickled

The act of getting hammered off of a Russian alcohol, typically vodka.

The term comes from the flag of the former Soviet Union (present day Russia), a hammer and sickle.
Ivan- What's Borris been drinking?
Vlad- He just downed 3 bottles of Smirnoff in like a minute!
Ivan- Shit, he must be hammered and sickled!
by How do you spell CORN? June 5, 2011
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hammered dogshit

1.The appearance of a person who is extremely hungover or in the process of getting shit faced.

2 A POS Honda with cracked nose fairings and a huge spoiler, both painted in gray primer.

3. Anything unsightly or particularly ugly.
1."Christ, Dave you look like hammered dogshit."

2.Dude you call that a ride? It looks like hammered dogshit!

3. After he totaled his dads car his face looked like hammered dogshit.
by Global Feetus April 1, 2007
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hammered

The state in which one finds themselves after ingesting large volumes of alcoholic beverages.

Symptoms include: babbling, hysterical laughter, name calling, aggressiveness, destructiveness, momentary lapses of consciousness, stumbling, vomiting, yelling, incoherent singing, falling, profanity, overeating, extreme urination, indiscriminate flirtation, bad judgment, disregard for the value of money or a propensity for excessive spending and, of course, more drinking.
After watching Frank chug his eighth glass of scotch, I walked out onto the deck and saw him pissing on my grille and cussing out my parents. He was fucking hammered.
by cabflow December 4, 2011
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get hammered

to get very drunk
ah shit my girlfriend dumped me, lets go get hammered
by yoshman November 13, 2013
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shit hammered

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
by josh January 21, 2004
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Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk
"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"
by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009
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