Zombie top

To get head by some girl who is Really ugly or unattractive to the general population

Damn bro that zombie top from that fat bitch behind the bar last night was fire

by J nasty January 11, 2020

The Zombie Era

the period between 2007 and 2013 as coined by YouTuber Pointlesshub

do you remember the Zombie era

by anonymous April 10, 2024

palm zombie

Someone who is totally absorbed in the iPods, iPhones, or other hand held devices and walking about oblivious to the world.

I don't even try to guys who only look at their iPhones. They're palm zombies!

by eroticboy December 17, 2012

Zombie Typing

The act of typing when experiencing extreme exhaustion. The text produced in this state is typically nonsensical and unorganized, often ending in a random assortment of letters when the typist finally passes out at the keyboard.

It is not unusual for those experiencing zombie typing to have no memory of the act.

'what sh*t were you on last night man? on facebook you asked me if I'd ever scissored with my iguana...'

'wtf really?! sorry man, I must have been zombie typing'

by BrandishedFez September 10, 2012

zombie appointment

A seemingly random calendar invite that shows up in your diary; the origins of which appear to be unknown.

This is a zombie appointment and I am cancelling it.

by ForMrAbel May 4, 2018

Zombies Privilege

A term used by mega Virgins who refuse to play CoD Zombies; A term used to describe salty people who shit on those who play games like Fortnite instead of CoD Zombies.

Timmy: Can you play Zombies for once?

Retard: REEEEE ZOMBIES PRIVILEGE

by Bespeckled July 26, 2018

Drama Zombie

One who feeds off of drama. Typically it is a person of middle school to high school age who walks around school looking for and thriving off of drama, avoiding doing any actual work or gaining any type of education. Drama is all they need. Even if it is none of their business they will hop right in to get their fix.

Could also be a person of adult age who engaged in so much drama during their school years they are unable to go through adult life without. They need it, they want it, they have to have it.

You can avoid turning into a drama zombie by minding your own damn business. The only cure from being a drama zombie is to start minding your own damn business.

Excuse me Susy, are you going to get to class or are you just going to hang with these drama zombies all day.

Carol from accounting is such a drama zombie does she actually crunch any numbers?

Chad, your such a drama zombie, can you add anything productive to this group project?

by Susan from accounting June 9, 2021