mississippi hummer 

When having intercourse with another party's tracheal stoma, the party utilizes their electrolarynx to stimulate the penal shaft and/or testicles.

That hooker with the hole in her throat sure gives one hell of a Mississippi Hummer!

mississippi hummer by Nilbert October 6, 2018

hammering clitties 

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.

"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."

hammering clitties by running out of patience March 12, 2008

Orthodox Hammering 

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.

After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.

Orthodox Hammering by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020

hamper sex

What happens when a simple clothes hamper comes in handy as the perfect prop to bend your partner over.

She bent forward with her arms outstretched onto the floor and I got in there right behind her at the perfect angle; such is the bliss of hamper sex!

hamper sex by Dr Bunnygirl June 26, 2019

shit hammered 

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

shit hammered by josh January 21, 2004

hammerfasted 

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.

Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.

hammerfasted by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009

Hammeredstring

Pulling your hamstring after attempting to walk completely drunk

"Based on his limp that guy must have got hammered last night and pulled his hammeredstring"

Hammeredstring by TarHeelBlue09 March 29, 2009