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hammerfasted

Combination of the words "hammered", "shit-faced", and "wasted". Used to describe a state of intense drunken-ness, usually accompanied by asinine behavior.
Dude, I had a terrible week. I can't wait to get hammerfasted and embarrass myself tonight.
by jbagwell4 November 8, 2009
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Hammerfaced

The state of being so far beyond hammered and shitfaced that you combine the two into one kick ass word.
"Yo Kev, how drunk were you last night?"

"Man I was hammerfaced."
by PJZ, too many people use this September 28, 2008
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hammerblasted

More than drunk. A state of intoxication that exist in those few BAC decimal places before unconsciousness. Really, really, really, drunk. Motor skills will severely degrade. Eyes may operate independently instead of in tandem. You may not be able to locate your pants the next day.
Bob was really hammerblasted last night. He parked his car in the living room and slept in the garage.
by vince Meleco January 21, 2008
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hammernated

I am so hammernated.
by leesterfreeman August 27, 2010
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hammerwasted

The state of extreme drunkenness, often employed by students of Magdalen college, Oxford. Etymology- derived from 'hammered' and 'wasted'
Q: "Are you drinking tonight?"
A: "Yup. I'm getting hammerwasted".
by Stove April 26, 2005
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shitfuck hammerfaced

The state of being strongly intoxicated by drugs (such as alcohol, MDMA, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine, DMT, 2CB, morphine, GBH, DXM or peyote) to a point beyond all logic and/or reasoning.
"Dude, after I ate that eighth of shrooms, I drank half a bottle of Delsym. I was shitfuck hammerfaced."
by G. Darkness January 13, 2013
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hammerfaced

Just the most beat up female face on the planet. Any and everything is wrong with this individuals face.
You know what Ryan,
I could do a keg stand for an hour and a half and I would still rather have move my family into a ghetto like Santa Ana, Ca., than sleep with that hammerfaced trick!
by The Whammer Hammer January 5, 2009
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