gay turkey vulture 

A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.

You must be a real ass cobbler to hang around with a gay turkey vulture like Kyle Cotton.

gay turkey vulture by Yoshida May 3, 2004

turkey slap 

Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love

turkey slap by dewy June 21, 2006

turkey back 

a certain phrase used to call people when their acting lame and stupid

me:man go rob a bank
other person:no i dont want to im scared
me:aw you're a turkey back

turkey back by it's me bitches July 4, 2008

Basting the turkey 

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

Basting the turkey by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

turkey baster 

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

turkey baster by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

Cold Turkey 

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.

Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.

Cold Turkey by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Turkey Sandwich 

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun

ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!

Turkey Sandwich by den 3 February 16, 2009