Turkeyslam 

When you sit down on a toilet to take a shit and accidentally slap your balls really hard on the seat, feeling an immense pain akin to that of having to be in the same irc channel as Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam.

Turkeyslam by SkuddStevens August 2, 2010

turkeyslapping 

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

turkeyslapping by Travman November 11, 2002

turkeyslap 

When one is slapped in the face with a penis

Harry was turkeyslapped by his boyfriend last night

turkeyslap by weeman619 April 21, 2006

turkeyslapping 

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.

Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!

turkeyslapping by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005

turkeyham 

A sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a turkey and the body of a swine.

Or a sophisticated being, comprising of the head of a swine and the body of a turkey.

If you are a turkeyham you must commit suicide immediately or call the turkeyham hotline at 1800 TURKHAM (887-5426). Please not this number is no longer in service because turkeyhamness spreads via contact of voice and everyone working at the turkeyham hotline are infected/suicidal maniacs.

DON'T BE A TURKEYHAM OR GO KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

turkeyham by turkeyham infected April 24, 2010

Turkeystanding 

Turkeystanding: A word for the many misunderstandings one experiences in conversation immediately following the consumption of the traditional Thanksgiving Dinner!

Our after Thanksgiving Dinner conversation was inundated with turkeystandings of every sort. None of us could figure out what the others were talking about!

Turkeystanding by Patty D. December 26, 2007