A fat bastard that hangs around with an ass cobbler all day eating stinky mashed potato sandwhiches with mustard and moldy bread.
by Yoshida May 04, 2004
One who cobbles the ass. A repairman specializing in shoddy work on the ass of others, generally a poor Halo player.
That ass cobbler was camping behind the same rock again.
He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
He was such an ass cobbler that he broke my hot rod!
by Yoshida May 04, 2004
Shorter nickname for double penetration.
Insertion of two penises simultaneously into a slut(whore/floosie/bitch/cum guzzling gutter slut/cum gutter)
Insertion of two penises simultaneously into a slut(whore/floosie/bitch/cum guzzling gutter slut/cum gutter)
It takes two to tango, but three to DP!!!
by yoshida May 05, 2004