turkeyslapping

To slap someone across the face with one's penis.

"That chick deserves a good turkeyslapping."

turkeyslapping by Travman November 11, 2002

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turkeyslapping

To withdraw your penis from your underwear and proceed in slapping someone upside the head with the front half of it.

Woah, Josh just turkey slapped David so hard he got knocked out!

turkeyslapping by Josh Sandlin January 1, 2005

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turkey slapping

slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!

turkey slapping by Mike from So Cal July 2, 2006

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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