Tire Pile 

When you get covered in a heaping mound of used condoms during a sex party in a rural area of the south.

My buddy said it was only going to be $5 for the tire pile once we got an hour out of town.

Tire Pile by Where There's A Wills There's February 19, 2025

European Tire Change 

An European Tire Change is when you are fisting a partner (anal or vaginal) and have to swap hands due to fatigue. The key is not to ruin the flow by abruptly removing a hand, instead you insert the second hand while the first hand is still engaged, removing the initial hand ONLY after the second is in position (making it a perfect pit stop).

My partner performed a flawless European Tire Change last night, if it weren't for the wedding ring I wouldn't have even known he switched hands!

European Tire Change by Racer XXX October 12, 2018

Square Tire 

Motorcyclist that never gets off interstates or major state or Federal highways. Complains loudly to fellow bikers if any side trip is proposed or considered. Usually a novice biker that will end the hobby soon. Very unpleasant to ride with.

The pack finally realized that Kyle was a "square tire" and told him they would meet back up with him in the Davenport/Moline area

Square Tire by ponderpoint August 18, 2009

Crappy Tire 

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.

Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?

Crappy Tire by Jizzones February 25, 2006

Rhode Island Tire Shine

When some asshole in his Maserati, Benz, Porsche, etc. from New York parks too close to your dirty pickup truck, so you bless his new Pirellis with about 14 ounces of used Miller light straight out of your wang.

Damn, Roger really blessed that asshole in the Maser with a fresh RHODE ISLAND TIRE SHINE!!

But Matty slayed that Benz at the country club the other day with a fresh RI tire shine…

Morgan really shined up that Maybach last night…homey got straight blessed with that tire shine!!

Rhode Island Tire Shine by MIZZLER May 5, 2022

flat tire weed 

a term used to describe ganja that refuses to stay lit in the bowl; similar to a flat tire, the weed does not "roll" properly

I just smoked a bowl of flat tire weed; I had to light it ten times!

flat tire weed by hallucinog3n September 27, 2009

spare tire 

a bulge of fat around the waist

I've gotta get rid of this spare tire.

spare tire by The Return of Light Joker January 13, 2009